10 Jan 2021
Local authorities responded to complaints of a middle aged man dancing salsa to the 1970s hit Sweet Emotion.
Asked why on Earth he would commit this atrocity in the kitchen, he shrugged, “This is the way?”
He received a verbal warning and was released to the basement.
He was last seen wearing headphones, and he appeared to be dancing foxtrot with a broom.
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That sign about sums up the year.
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