Local man reportedly blurted profanity at yet another person he sees along his regular walk. First responders treated bystanders for shock and awe but no serious injuries were sustained.
When asked what provoked his outburst, the man shrugged “No clue, but wasn’t it awesome?”
Now uncorked, he continued, “cussing is more fun today than it was during my Catholic high school days.”
“It’s not for everyone” he admitted.
Although nobody asked or cares, he advised aspiring cussers, “with study, practice, and not a little cortical disinhibition, you too can weave glorious threads of filth into the dull tapestries of daily conversations.”
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